Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Related:
- Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" in such a way
that
he looks forward to the trip.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid... - A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank,
and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts... - 3 old ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner,
chatting about various things. One lady says, "You... - Little old lady at US immigration.
OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or
subversion?
(Pause for thought) LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I... - Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first says,
"I'm getting so forgetful- this morning I was standing... - knock,
knock) "Who's there?" "A polish thief... - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving.
Aren't you... - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door... - A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ),
was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she...
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- THE SHIT LIST
Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit... - How many Radcliffe girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's "Women", and it's not funny... - There are three rules that men over 80 -MUST- remember:
1) Never waste a boner - even if you are alone. ... - Q: Hear about the guy who complained to a friend that his wife had cut him
down to twice a week.
A: The friend said, "Hell that's not so bad, I know... - Q: What's the definition of a wife?
A:
An attachment you screw on the bed to clean the house...
