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• Of course there's Mel Fami, famous pitcher for the Yankees.
  Every game he pitched was a no hitter. Every game he didn't pitch they lost....
• A conductor, while taking tickets on the train, noticed a lady with a small and extremely ugly baby on her lap.
  Lady," the conductor said, "that is by far the ugliest baby I have ever seen....
• Q: At the time you first saw the victim, had you ever seen him prior to that time? A: I'm not sure.
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• This "world-famous authority on the paranormal and supernatural" gave a lecture at Texas A&M and was impressed by the fact that the lecture hall was filled with Aggies eagerly listening and taking copious notes.
  At the conclusion of the lecture he announced a question and answer period....
• Ever wonder where baby oil comes from???
• How do you make a dead baby sink? Hollow it out and put on faucets.
  What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?...
• No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.