How Do You Make A Dead Baby Sink? Hollow It Out And Put On Faucets.

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How do you make a dead baby sink?
Hollow it out and put on faucets.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
It's hard to bounce on a dead baby.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a motorcycle?
Ever try to pop a wheelie on a dead baby?

What's one of the delicacies in the Jeff Dahmer restaurant?
Glazed dead baby under glass.

What's served in the Jeff Dahmer road side diner?
Chipped dead baby on toast.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and
red?
A nun falling down the stairs. (Not a dead baby joke, but sick none
the less.)

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