For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. When
he found out I was Jewish, he bit me! He was a wonderful
watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
he found out I was Jewish, he bit me! He was a wonderful
watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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