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• On the wall of a church was a sign, "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
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• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
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• Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
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• Diary of a Snow Shoveler: December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow.
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