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• The sign in front of a New Hampshire church proclaimed, "If you're tired of sin, come in.
  Underneath it someone had scrawled in lipstick, "If you're not, call Marie at 624-8971....
• On the wall of a church was a sign, "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
  And right below it in nice rounded letters; "But if you're not, my phone number is 341 3451...
• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
  I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither....
• CHURCH NOTICES This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church.
  The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7...
• German waiter re delay: "The wurst is yet to come.
• Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
• Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: fsh FORD Fucker Only Runs Downhill I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a 'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
  .. Underneath someone had scrawled... '.......SO WAS THE TITANIC !!'...
• Memos On The Company's Christmas Party FROM: Pat Smith, Human Resources Director TO
  Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue....
• A 5-year-old Lebanese girl, Re Mi Bendaly, is gaining fame singing anti-war ballads.
  It's what you get when you ask, "Want to make some dough, Re Mi?...