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Q: What's A Mile Long And Moves At 5 Mph? A: A Mexican Funeral With Only One Set Of Jumper Cables.
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Q: What's a mile long and moves at 5 mph?
A: A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.
Related:
Q: What is seven miles long and goes five miles per hour?
A: A mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables....
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on....
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
Ok u 2, don't start anything....
What was the elephant doing on the motorway? About 5 mph.
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......
Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez.
Q: What do they use in a Mexican baptism? A: Bean dip.