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• What goes in dry, pink and hard, and comes out wet, pink and soft? Chewing gum.
• Q: What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum.
• What goes around, comes around.
• Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out!
• A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy!
• Q: What comes out of an erect penis? A: Wrinkles!
• What's Irish and comes out in the Spring? Paddy O'Furniture.
• Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
• Why did God create WASP's? Someone has to buy retail!
  What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....