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  The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?...
• There was a Pole who was stranded at sea. He saw a bottle floating and picked it up.
  When he opened it, a Genie popped out, "I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years!...
• Q: Did you hear about the Chernobyl worker who grew 5 penises?
  A: Now his pants fit him like a glove....
• The newfie went to the zoo to feed the monkies. He threw a monkey a peanut.
  The monkey picked up the peanut, stuck it in his ass, pulled it out, and ate it....
• Here in Kentucky, we're in the middle of deer hunting season, which means that the woods are full of people armed with weapons with a higher caliber than their IQ.
  Which brings to mind the story of the man who took his wife deer hunting (apologies to those who may be offended by the sexism - actually female deer hunters are no stupider than males)....
• One day a leper went into a bar and had a seat. The waiter arrived and took his order.
  "Scotch and soda" he said. He shot down the drink quickly noticing that the waiter was becoming sick....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• Ask a Silly Question... Returning from an all-services conference, a Navy Officer and an Air Force Officer found themselves seated next to each other on the long flight from LA to DC.
  After an hour or so into the flight, the Navy Officer leaned over to the Air Force Officer and asked him if he would like to play a fun game....