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• Hear Oprah Winfrey was busted coming through customs at JFK?
  They looked up her skirt and found 300 pounds of crack....
• A young man of upper class took a walk in Soho on a very windy day.
  As he passed a young woman, the wind caught her skirt and lifted it above her head....
• What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
  What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator....
• Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
  Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party 0 You stay by her side for a while
  hen leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2 Named Tiffany -4 Tiffany is a dancer -6 Tiffany has implants -8 When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly +1 When mingling, you introduce her as "the old ball and chain" and pat her on the rump -5 When she points out a hot-looking woman and asks if you think she's pretty, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as pretty as you" +1 When she points to a woman and asks if you think she's pretty, you say, "Yeah, but don't worry, she's lousy in bed" -6 That woman is her sister -90 You have one drink, and that's it 0 You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....