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• Jeff brought a whole new meaning to the expression "Belly up to the bar" The police found corn flakes in the hair of one of Jeff's victims heads.
  That's when they knew for sure he was a cereal killer....
• Similar story deals with the two Ukrainians (Canadian version of Polack) who had hired on at the telephone company.
  The foreman sent them out into the pole yard to see how high the poles stacked there were....
• What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
  I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
• One day John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.
  When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample....
• Unknown An Orthodox rabbi lived a pious and exemplary life.
  Besides his learning, he had one true passion; he loved to play golf....
• What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
  ho. ho" to his mother? He shot him....
• One day Marshal Dillon saw a cowboy dunking an old women's head in a horse trough!
  The Marshal got upset and went over where this was happening....
• Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
• The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....