Q: What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes? A: Fsh FORD Fucker Only Runs Downhill I Recently Saw A Condom Machine In A Toilet Which Had A 'Tested To British Safety Standards' Sign On It.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: fsh

FORD
Fucker Only Runs Downhill

I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a
'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it...
Underneath someone had scrawled...
'.......SO WAS THE TITANIC !!'

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