Did you ever think as a hearse goes by,
That you might beeee the next to die.
They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet,
And throw you in about 6 feet deep.
Then all goes well for about a week,
Until the coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in..
The worms crawl out..
In your stomach and out your mouth..
They eat your fingers,
They eat your toes..
They eat the boogers right out of your nose...
That you might beeee the next to die.
They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet,
And throw you in about 6 feet deep.
Then all goes well for about a week,
Until the coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in..
The worms crawl out..
In your stomach and out your mouth..
They eat your fingers,
They eat your toes..
They eat the boogers right out of your nose...
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