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• A man had a weird illness.Whenever he broke wind,it made the sound"honda".
  He asked his doctor about it but the doctor after months of tests and literature-reading,could not figure it out....
• A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.
  Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it was imperative that he make the best possible impression....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
• A man went to a doctor. Some say he went there to have an operation to become Polish
  others say he wanted to become an Aggie; there's yet another faction who claims that he wanted to work at the post office...
• When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
  Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...