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  When asked about his work, he usually says he pulls habits out of rats....
• A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.
  The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the room....
• Kids will be Kids... Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
  He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on....
• Mistress: A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man having a mistress.
  The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly and lustful pursuits....
• Where is God? Two bothers, ages eight and ten, were always getting themselves into trouble for some reason or another.
  If something was missing, they were probably involved....
• Yesterday in our labs we found the most convincing evidence of cold fusion thus far.
  The experiment went like this.... Our laboratory rat Freddy was tied down in a container similar to the one used by Pons & Fleischman....
• Clearest evidence yet of cold fusion ------------------------------------ Yesterday in our labs we found the most convincing evidence of cold fusion thus far.
  The experiment went like this.... Our laboratory rat Freddy was tied down in a container similar to the one used by Pons & Fleischman....