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• Talk about a typo... A new monk arrives at the monastery.
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• A loandlord has a homosexual couple and a lesbian couple living in his building.
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• Painful Puns Hangover: The wrath of grapes. Income Tax
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• Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent?
  He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
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