One Sunday, a lady went to a priest to confess.

One Sunday, a lady went to a priest to confess. She said, "Father, I went
out with a boy last night - and he took off my blouse and my bra." The priest
took off her blouse and bra and said, "Like this?" "Yes, that dirty bastard!"
replied the girl. "Child, don't say things like that!" exclaimed the priest.

Girl: "Then he touched my breasts!"
Priest (touching breasts): "Like this?"
Girl: "Yes, that dirty bastard!"
Priest: "Child! I said not to say that!"

Girl: "Then he took off my skirt and panties."
Priest (removing the items): "Like this?"
Girl: "Yes, that dirty bastard!"
Priest: "Child, please!"

Girl: "Then he put it in me!"
Priest (putting it in her): "Like this?"
Girl: "Yes, that dirty bastard!"
Priest (eyes cast skyward): "Lord forgive her ..."

Girl: "Then he gave me V.D!"
Priest: "That dirty bastard!!!"