This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and
sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
"What the hell has happened to you?" the lady asked.
"I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the
man moaned.
The lady reached over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it
is, you can stop worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy
is five to six inches deeper."
sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
"What the hell has happened to you?" the lady asked.
"I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the
man moaned.
The lady reached over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it
is, you can stop worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy
is five to six inches deeper."
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