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  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
  A: Because he was an Esso Bee....
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• If Saddam Hussien were to pull out of Kuwait right now, it would be an example of Kuwaitus Interruptus.
  He would still be put in jail for Saddamizing Kuwait....
• The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
  jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• What's the first piece of clothing issued to an Iraqi soldier?
  - A white handkerchief. The Polish government has now joined th conflict by sending troops to the Gulf....
• There was this salesman who died. At the pearly gates St Peter said that he could chose whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.
  First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people dressed in white flying through the clouds, singing and playing harps....
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