Caught In A Storm...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan
and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I
realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the
weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. The lady agreed and the two
men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning,
the weather had cleared and they got on their way and enjoyed a great
weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It
took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it
was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
North."Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go
up to the house and sleep with her?" "Yes," he said, a little embarrassed
about being found out, "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to
use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did.
Why do you ask?"
"No need to apologize, Bob. She just passed away and left me everything"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...