Daffynitions:
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Gossip: A prattlesnake.
Wolf: A big dame hunter.
Weasel: It blows at noon.
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Gossip: A prattlesnake.
Wolf: A big dame hunter.
Weasel: It blows at noon.
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