Cliff Tragedy - Eileen Dover The Tiger's Revenge - Claude Hands The Haunted House - Hugo First This Man And This Woman Are Riding Next To Each Other In First Class.

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Cliff Tragedy - Eileen Dover
The Tiger's Revenge - Claude Hands
The Haunted House - Hugo First

This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man
sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man
sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about
to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes
pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times
you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to
wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenarate are you?" The man replies,
"I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such
that when I sneeze, I have an orgasam." The woman then says, "Oh, how
strange. What are you taking for it?" The man looks at her and says,
"Pepper."

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