The Chief Executive Officer determined that certain policies must be
changed. So he decreed new rules.
The workers saw the rules and said to the supervisor,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh beyond tolerence."
And the supervisor told the manager,
"It is a container of manure (sp?) and the workers
cannot tolerate it."
And the manager told the director,
"It is that which fertilizes, and its strength is
very strong."
And the director told the vice president,
"It promotes growth and is extremely strong."
And the vice president told the president,
"It strongly promotes growth."
And the president said,
"It is good and we will do it!"
changed. So he decreed new rules.
The workers saw the rules and said to the supervisor,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh beyond tolerence."
And the supervisor told the manager,
"It is a container of manure (sp?) and the workers
cannot tolerate it."
And the manager told the director,
"It is that which fertilizes, and its strength is
very strong."
And the director told the vice president,
"It promotes growth and is extremely strong."
And the vice president told the president,
"It strongly promotes growth."
And the president said,
"It is good and we will do it!"
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