Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs. His name was 'Cigarette.'
Every afternoon we took him out for a drag ...
A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs. His name was 'Cigarette.'
Every afternoon we took him out for a drag ...
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