You know you are getting old when: - you go upstairs to the bathroom and wonder why your in there when you arrive -

You know you are getting old when:
- you go upstairs to the bathroom and wonder why your in there when you arrive
- the checkout girl at the supermarket says "plastic or paper" and you
answer "check"
- it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
- you are out with the boys for a drink and you want to get home
by 11pm to watch the news
- you are at party and you don't fancy sleeping over in a sleeping
bag on the nice hard floor
- after your third beer you really fancy a cup of tea
- you dunk your biscuits in your tea

Q: Name 3 famous people who where shot in the back of the head?
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. John F. Kennedy
3. The person in the seat in front of Pee Wee Herman.