A team of astronauts landed on a planet inhabited by some
strange creatures. It took them a little while to learn to
communicate, but after they did, both sides were very interested
in learning about the other's lifestyle. Naturally, the question
of reproduction came up early in the discussion. The aliens
showed the astronauts through a greenhouse-like building where
they grew their babies, then asked how the earth people do it.
It was a mixed crew, and so, in the interest of science, two of
the astronauts proceeded to demonstrate. After the demonstration,
the spokesman for the aliens looked puzzled and said, "Well,
where's the new earth man?". The astronaut explained patiently
that nothing happened immediately, but that one had to wait for
the specified time interval. The alien still looked puzzled, so
the astronaut asked, "What don't you understand?". The alien
scratched his head and said, "Well, if it takes so long, how
come you were in such a hurry there at the end?".
strange creatures. It took them a little while to learn to
communicate, but after they did, both sides were very interested
in learning about the other's lifestyle. Naturally, the question
of reproduction came up early in the discussion. The aliens
showed the astronauts through a greenhouse-like building where
they grew their babies, then asked how the earth people do it.
It was a mixed crew, and so, in the interest of science, two of
the astronauts proceeded to demonstrate. After the demonstration,
the spokesman for the aliens looked puzzled and said, "Well,
where's the new earth man?". The astronaut explained patiently
that nothing happened immediately, but that one had to wait for
the specified time interval. The alien still looked puzzled, so
the astronaut asked, "What don't you understand?". The alien
scratched his head and said, "Well, if it takes so long, how
come you were in such a hurry there at the end?".
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