"Please leave youre name, phone #, time you called, and favorite
color of underware. we'll get back to you if we like the color."
color of underware. we'll get back to you if we like the color."
Related:
- Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name,
phone number and a message and if we like it we will... - Theme from "Indiana Jones" in the background.]
You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine:
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right... - Lemma: All horses are the same color.
Proof (by induction):
Case n=1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious... - The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name,
phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade...
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- How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Into what... - What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy! A man was sitting in a bar... - Ok, One more time...
This is our answering machine.
This is the message on our answering machine... .... - My favorite college joke is about the lad from the hills of
Kentucky who won a scholarship to MIT.
In familiarizing himself with the campus, he was walking... - Q: Hear what Evil Kenevil's latest death defying stunt is going to be?
A: Walking across Newfoundland dressed as an Alter...
