(Background: Something spacy, like "A Saucerful Of Secrets" by Pink Floyd.)
(Try to sound like Carl Sagan.)
Who are you? Where do you come from? Why are you here?
(Normal voice)
I don't have the answer to these questions, but you can give ME the
answers at the beep.
(Try to sound like Carl Sagan.)
Who are you? Where do you come from? Why are you here?
(Normal voice)
I don't have the answer to these questions, but you can give ME the
answers at the beep.
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