Another One I've Done More Than Once Is To Slowly Increase The Pitch And Speed Of My Voice While Recording The Message To Make It Sound Like The Machine Is Broke

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Another one I've done more than once is to slowly increase the pitch
and speed of my voice while recording the message to make it sound
like the machine is broken:(start, low pitch, slow)
"Hhhhheeelllllloooooo thheeeerrrrrrre evvvvveerrrryyyboooodyyyy....
(middle, normal)
.home of Veronica, Jaw-Chyi, Mark and Mike. Nobody's home...
(later, high pitch, fast)
.butifyou'dliketoleaveamessageafterthetonethen...
(end, incomprehensible chipmunk gibberish)
.kkfjdkeirucjkljfkldjrioutjkjfdskoreudjfkleqBEEP!"

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