"Hi, you've reached 1-900-CALL-BREN, my personal message line where
you can talk to me, Bren. I'll tell you all about how I'm suffering
in between sports seasons and about my part time hobby of being a power
forward for the Portland Trailblazers. I'll tell my deepest secrets,
such as my desire to be kidnapped by short blonde sorority
girls wearing short jean skirts, and you can decide whether or not
I'm wearing pants. Selected callers will get to talk to me live.
Since you're not one of them, leave your own personal secret at the
beep. "
you can talk to me, Bren. I'll tell you all about how I'm suffering
in between sports seasons and about my part time hobby of being a power
forward for the Portland Trailblazers. I'll tell my deepest secrets,
such as my desire to be kidnapped by short blonde sorority
girls wearing short jean skirts, and you can decide whether or not
I'm wearing pants. Selected callers will get to talk to me live.
Since you're not one of them, leave your own personal secret at the
beep. "
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