A gigolo married an ugly, not too bright woman who happened to have loads of
money. One day the man went out to repair a hole in the roof of the stable.
"I need a ladder," he said to his wife. "Get the ladder, get the ladder," she
repeated dutifully as she trotted off. "I need a hammer and nails," he told
her a bit later. "Get the hammer, get the nails, get the hammer ..." she
repeated as she ran back to the toolshed. The guy soon got down to work and
was hammering away when he hit himself squarely on the thumb. "Fuck!" he
screamed. His wife bobbed away saying, "Get the bag, get the bag!"