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• Q: What's the difference between having sex with a six year old and having with a sixteen year old?
  A: You have to kill the six year old afterwards....
• Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday? A: Mikey...He'll eat anything.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• 60 Year Old Woman This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100.
  She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100....
• Why a woman is better than a thirteen-year-old boy - by Micheal Jackso
• One night an elderly couple was sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs.
  All of a sudden, the old woman leaned over and knocked the crap out of the old man....
• hear about the ninety-year-old man accused of rape?
  The case was dismissed because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court....
• A pleasure boat captain leased out his craft and services to an old and affluent man and his young, very beautiful mistress.
  As misfortune would have it, a storm wrecked the boat and stranded the three of them on some far away island....
• Three married couples, aged 20,30,40 years old, want to join the Orthodox Church of Sexual Repression.
  Near the end of the interview, the priest informs them that before they can be accepted they will have to pass one small test....