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• One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
  The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow....
• One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
  The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh....
• A couple are lying in bed one night when the husband turns to his wife and begins to kiss her and stroke her skin.
  Oh honey, I can't tonight," the wife apologizes, "I have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow....
• Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner.
  When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station....
• A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.
  ) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive voice "washing machine....
• A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling.
  Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....