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• Q: What is long and pink and drags the ocean floor? A: Moby's dick.
• Q: What's pink and red and hangs from the phone line? A: A baby that was hit by a snowblower.
• Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
  A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
• What's pink and hard in the morning? The financial times crossword.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• What goes in dry, pink and hard, and comes out wet, pink and soft? Chewing gum.
• Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft.
  from the hole. The first one to go was Moses. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but it headed right for the water puddle....
• What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers? Your gran.
• What's pink, wrinkled, and hangs out your pajamas? -- Your mother.