A guy is lost at sea for days, and finally finds land, a native island. The
guy makes friends with the native chief, and in appreciation the chief gives
the guy his daughter for the night. So that night as they were going at it,
the girl starts saying "Agooma, agooma!" The man thought this meant, "This is
great! I love this!" So the next morning, the chief invited the man to a game
of golf. Just at the end, the man wanted to show his appreciation for the
game of golf, and also wanted to show off his new knowledge, so he said
"Agooma, agooma!" The chief replied "What do you mean 'wrong hole'?"
guy makes friends with the native chief, and in appreciation the chief gives
the guy his daughter for the night. So that night as they were going at it,
the girl starts saying "Agooma, agooma!" The man thought this meant, "This is
great! I love this!" So the next morning, the chief invited the man to a game
of golf. Just at the end, the man wanted to show his appreciation for the
game of golf, and also wanted to show off his new knowledge, so he said
"Agooma, agooma!" The chief replied "What do you mean 'wrong hole'?"
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