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  "A:" One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many Unix hacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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• How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half.
• How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....