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• Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway....
• Q:" How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway....
• How many UNIX gurus does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.