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  A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• Q:" How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified....
• How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to recover the fumble....
• How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many KGB agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and the other to check the microphones....