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  "A:" Seven - one to get on the chair and six to get on the guest list....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Da-a-addy. 2) What?! And ruin my nails???...