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• Q:" How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many firemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• How many Japanese industrialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....