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• Q:" How many members of the P.L.O. does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" 45 - One to drive the car, four to shoot the president of Sylvania's bodyguards, three to kidnap the president of Sylvania, five to think up the ransom demands, ten to paste up the ransom note, eight to cut little eye-holes in the cloth sacks, one to drive a truck with 2000 kilos of dynamite into the American embassy, one to claim responsibility for the bombing, and twelve to commandeer a building with working lights....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many firemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
• How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• How many Lebanese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to stage a suicide attack on the bulb and another to claim responsibility in phone call to the news media....