Q: How Many Necrophiliacs Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.
A': Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your
finger while I go get a new bulb?"

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