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• Q:" How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" One, but he uses a chainsaw.
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
• How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half.
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....