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• There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. First is Kitchen Sex.
  This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime....
• There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. The first is Kitchen Sex.
  This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• Three questions to ask an alien before having sex: (1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable to humans?
  (2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past six months?...
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• Redneck Census Form Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name
  [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  cochran@tc.fluke.COM (Galen Cochran) Subject: Alien sex Keyword...