A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse
apartment and were admitted by the butler. "Mr. James," one told the busi-
nessman, "we have some good news and some bad news about your missing wife."
"You'd better give me the bad news first," said Mr. James. "We found her
floating face down in the East River this afternoon with eight large lob-
sters clinging to her body." "Oh, poor Sandra," the man sighed, "What's
the good news?" "We're sending her back out in the morning."
apartment and were admitted by the butler. "Mr. James," one told the busi-
nessman, "we have some good news and some bad news about your missing wife."
"You'd better give me the bad news first," said Mr. James. "We found her
floating face down in the East River this afternoon with eight large lob-
sters clinging to her body." "Oh, poor Sandra," the man sighed, "What's
the good news?" "We're sending her back out in the morning."
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