My Friend Bruce Tells A Story Of When He Was A Teenager And He And His Brother Were Looking At Magazines In A Drugstore, Under A Big Sign That Said "No Loitering".

My Friend Bruce Tells A Story Of When He Was A Teenager And He And His Brother Were Looking At Magazines In A Drugstore, Under A Big Sign That Said "No Loitering".

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My friend Bruce tells a story of when he was a teenager and he and his
brother were looking at magazines in a drugstore, under a big sign that
said "No Loitering". An older, female drugstore employee came up to
them, said "Can't you read?", and pointedly looked up at the sign.
Bruce's brother Norm--who didn't really know what loitering meant--
looked at her, looked at the sign, looked back at her, and said: "So,
who's smoking?" She was so flustered that she left them alone.

Jeff Smith
Purdue University, 210 Math Science, W. Lafayette, IN

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