The Scots pray on the Sabbath, and on their neighbors;

The Scots pray on the Sabbath, and on their neighbors; the Irish don't know
what they believe in, but they're more than ready to die for it; and the
British all claim to be self-made men - which at least relieves God of the
responsibility!

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