A Local Throwaway Paper Has A Column Called News Of The Weird Which May Be Syndicated.

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A local throwaway paper has a column called News of the Weird which
may be syndicated. Excerpting...

George Bush's August message attempting to woo the support of the
National Letter Carriers missed its mark because campaign officials
sent the message by Federal Express, whose deliveries the union refuses
to accept.
--
Maurice Suhre

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