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• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• Yvggyr Znegva vf sbhe lrnef byq. Bar qnl juvyr ur jnf crfgrevat uvf zbgure, fur fnvq "Jul qba'g lbh tb npebff gur fgerrg naq jngpu gur ohvyqref jbex, znlor lbh jvyy yrnea fbzrguvat".
  Znegva jnf tbar nobhg gjb ubhef. Jura ur pnzr ubzr, uvf zbgure nfxrq uvz jung ur unq yrneag....
• Jura Zef. Tunaqv jrag gb Zbfpbj, Xuehfupuri gbbx ure sbe n gbhe bs gur pvgl va uvf yvzb.
  Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn, Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer....
• Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subjec
  line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06...
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  md@marvin.UUCP (Mark Dionne) Subject: joke (offense = India) Keyword...
• D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur arj oenaq bs gverf - Sverfgrva?
  N: Gurl abg bayl fgbc ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc....
• Anapl Erntna vf gur pryroevgl pbagrfgnag ba Cnffjbeq.
  Vg'f ure ghea gb thrff gur jbeq. Ibvpr Bire: Naq gur cnffjbeq vf....
• Guerr nguyrgrf jrer fgnaqvat va yvar jnvgvat gb ragre gur Bylzcvp Ivyyntr.
  Gur svefg thl vf pneelvat n qvfphf, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz....