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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: peter@stca77.stc.oz.au (Peter Jeremy)
Subject: I'm going to be a builder when I grow up
Keywords: swearing, rot13, chuckle
Date: 13 Sep 88 09:30:05 GMT
Organization: Alcatel-STC, Alexandria, AUSTRALIA

Yvggyr Znegva vf sbhe lrnef byq. Bar qnl juvyr ur jnf crfgrevat uvf
zbgure, fur fnvq "Jul qba'g lbh tb npebff gur fgerrg naq jngpu gur
ohvyqref jbex, znlor lbh jvyy yrnea fbzrguvat".

Znegva jnf tbar nobhg gjb ubhef. Jura ur pnzr ubzr, uvf zbgure nfxrq
uvz jung ur unq yrneag. Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg gur
tbqqnza qbbe hc. Gura gur fba bs n ovgpu qbrfa'g svg fb lbh unir gb
gnxr gur pbpx fhpxre qbja. Gura lbh unir gb funir n phag unve bss rnpu
fvqr naq chg gur zbgure shpxre onpx hc."

Znegva'f zbgure fnvq "Jnvg hagvy lbhe sngure trgf ubzr."

Jura Znegva'f sngure tbg ubzr, Znegva'f zhz gbyq uvz gb nfx Znegva jung
ur unq yrneag gbqnl. Jura Znegva gbyq uvz gur jubyr fgbel, qnq fnvq
"Znegva, tb bhgfvqr naq trg zr n fjvgpu." Znegva ercyvrq "Trg shpxrq.
Gungf gur ryrpgevpvna'f wbo."

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